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Once you reach the Goblins’ dungeon, there is a side quest which has little to do with goblins and everything to do with the deep world-building in Baldur’s Gate III. It’s fun, it’s funny, and it’s a bit kinky.But thanks to the nearby book, it’s also surprisingly compassionate. First you have…

I first realized the importance of reading the books scattered about the countryside in Baldur Gate 3 when I came across this volume:It explains why No Dogs Are Allowed in the city of Baldur’s Gate.This is relevant to a conversation you can have with a tiefling couple in the Druid…

On February 2nd, Larian Studios quote tweeted the official Resident Evil twitter account, revealing the height of a certain fan-favorite vampire from their game currently in Early Access, Baldur’s Gate III.Many twitter residents were surprised or saddened to learn Astarion is ‘only’ 5’9″ (or 175 cm). Others considered 5’9 to be…

If you are playing Baldur’s Gate III Early Access, as I am, you will have noticed in Patch 4 there is a new scene with Lae’zel and that adorable tiefling couple. The tieflings are talking about having a cat as a pet, since dogs aren’t allowed in the city of…

Long, long ago, when Elder Scrolls Online first appeared (2014), I fell in love with a character named Darien Gautier. (Darien is voiced by Jon Curry, of Zevran Arainai fame (he’s also the American-accented Inquisitor in Dragon Age: Inquisition, and you’ve probably heard his voice in a bunch of other…

                           May the Dread Wolf take you… Inquisitor: And he did. Solas: No I didn’t. I’d never have sex with you under false pretenses. Inquisitor: Yeah, you didn’t TAKE me—like you PROMISED, by the way—instead you TOOK ME…

So y’all already know I’m re-playing (for the umpteenth time) Dragon Age: Inquisition. Whenever you begin a game, there are a few training quests you have to do, to familiarize the player with how everything works. One of these quests involves the quartermaster, Threnn. Threnn is a Loghain supporter. In…

I just like this clip because of the truth of the lore. No one alive remembers the Deep Roads at their height, thus even the dwarves don’t remember the dwarves. And nugs! Nugs are always brilliant.

I giggled when I heard the surgeon NPC say this. Surely someone, somewhere has used this as a smutty literature fanfic prompt? I just adore Bioware. (And Dragon Age.) (Sorry it’s so dark, but it’s the words that are important.)

Recently I decided to replay Dragon Age: Inquisition and, amazingly, since I’ve played it through SOOOOO many times (over 20 and I stopped counting), I’m actually finding new cut-scenes. For example, I never got this scene before, so thought I’d share in case anyone else was like me. I generally…